Give the Boys a Great Big Hand Page 4

  “Take care of the cards,” Ambrose said. “If you get bored, look up a dame named Barbara Cesare, also known as Bubbles Caesar. She was reported missing in February. That’s over there near the window. She was a stripper in Kansas City, and she came here to work some of our own clubs. There are some very fine art photos in her folder.”

  “He is just a boy, Mike,” Bartholdi said. “You shouldn’t call his attention to matters like that.”

  “Forgive me, Romeo,” Ambrose said. “You’re right. Forget I mentioned Bubbles Caesar, Kling. Forget all about them lovely pictures in the February file over there near the window. You hear?”

  “I’ll forget all about her,” Kling said.

  “We got typing to do,” Bartholdi said, opening the door. “Have fun.”

  “That’s Caesar,” Ambrose said as he went out. “C-A-E-S-A-R.”

  “Bubbles,” Bartholdi said, and he closed the door behind him.

  Kling, of course, did not have to look through 6,723 missing persons cards. If anything, the haphazard estimate given by Bartholdi was somewhat exaggerated. Actually, some 2,500 persons were reported missing annually in the city for which Kling worked. If this was broken down on a monthly basis, perhaps a little more than 200 people per month found their way into the files of the Missing Persons Bureau. The peak months for disappearances are May and September, but Kling, fortunately, was not particularly concerned with those months. He restricted himself to scouring the files covering January, February, and the early part of March, and so he didn’t have very many folders to wade through.

  The job, nonetheless, did get somewhat boring, and he did— since he was studying the February file, anyway—take a peek into the folder of the missing exotic dancer, Bubbles Caesar. He had to admit, after studying the several photos of her in the folder, that whoever had named this performer had a decided knack for the mot juste. Looking at the pictures of the stripper made him think of Claire Townsend, and thinking of Claire made him wish it was tonight instead of this morning.

  He lighted another cigarette, ruefully put away Miss Caesar’s folder, and got back to work again.

  By 11:00 that morning, he had turned up only two possible nominations for the Missing Persons Award. He went down the hall and had both sheets photostated. Bartholdi, who did the job for him, seemed to be in a more serious frame of mind now.

  “These what you were looking for, kid?” he asked.

  “Well, they’re only possibilities. We’ll see how they turn out.”

  “What’s the case, anyway?” Bartholdi asked.

  “One of our patrolmen found a severed hand in a bag.”

  “Psssssss,” Bartholdi said and he pulled a face.

  “Yeah. Right in the street. Near a bus stop.”

  “Psssssss,” Bartholdi said again.

  “Yeah.”

  “A man or a woman? The hand, I mean.”

  “A man,” Kling said.

  “What kind of a bag? A shopping bag?”

  “No, no,” Kling said. “An airlines bag. You know these bags they give out? These little blue ones? This one came from an outfit called Circle Airlines.”

  “A high-flying killer, huh?” Bartholdi said. “Well, here are the stats, kid. Good luck with them.”

  “Thanks,” Kling said. He took the proffered manila envelope and went down the corridor to a phone booth. He dialed Frederick 7-8024 and asked to talk to Steve Carella.

  “Some weather, huh?” Carella said.

  “The end,” Kling answered. “Listen, I dug up two possibles from the files here. Thought I’d hit the first before lunch. You want to come with me?”

  “Sure,” Carella said. “Where shall I meet you?”

  “Well, the first guy is a merchant seaman, vanished on February fourteenth, Valentine’s Day. His wife reported him missing. She lives on Detavoner, near South Eleventh.”

  “Meet you on the corner there?”

  “Fine,” Kling said. “Were there any calls for me?”

  “Claire called.”

  “Yeah?”

  “Said you should call her back as soon as you got a chance.”

  “Oh? Okay, thanks,” Kling said. “I’ll see you in about a half-hour, okay?”

  “Right. Stay out of the rain.” And he hung up.

  Now, standing in the rain on what was probably the most exposed corner in the entire city, Kling tried to crawl deep into his trench coat, tried to form an airtight, watertight seal where his hands were thrust deep into his coat pockets, tried to pull in his neck like a turtle, but nothing worked against the goddamn rain, everything was wet and cold and clammy, and where the hell was Carella?

  I wish I wore a hat, he thought. I wish I were that kind of American advertising executive who could feel comfortable in a hat.

  Hatless, his blond hair soaked and plastered to his skull, Kling stood on the street corner observing:

  a) the open parking lot on one corner.

  b) the skyscraper under construction on the opposite corner.

  c) the fenced-in park on the third corner.

  d) the blank wall of a warehouse on the fourth corner.

  No canopies under which to stand. No doorways into which a man could duck. Nothing but the wide open spaces of Isola and the rain driving across those spaces like a Cossack charge in an Italian-made spectacle. Damn you, Carella, where are you?

  Aw, come on, Steve, he thought. Have a heart.

  The unmarked police sedan pulled to the curb. A sign on the lamppost read NO PARKING OR STANDING 8:00 A.M. TO 6:00 P.M. Carella parked the car and got out.

  “Hi,” he said. “Been waiting long?”

  “What the hell kept you?” Kling wanted to know.

  “Grossman called from the lab just as I was leaving.”

  “Yeah? So what…?”

  “He’s working on both the hand and the bag now, says he’ll have a report for us sometime tomorrow.”

  “Will he get any prints from the hand?”

  “He doubts it. The finger tips are cut to ribbons. Listen, can’t we discuss this over a cup of coffee? Must we stand here in the rain? And I’d also like to take a look at that Missing Person sheet before we see this woman.”

  “I can use a cup of coffee,” Kling said.

  “Does she knew we’re coming? The guy’s wife?”

  “No. You think I should have called?”

  “No, better this way. Maybe we’ll find her with a body in a trunk and a meat cleaver in her dainty fist.”

  “Sure. There’s a diner in the middle of the block. Let’s get the coffee there. You can look over the sheet while I buzz Claire.”

  “Good,” Carella said.

  They walked to the diner, sat in one of the booths, and ordered two cups of coffee. While Kling went to call his fiancee, Carella sipped at his coffee and studied the report. He read it through once, and then he read it through a second time. This is what it said:

  When Kling came back to the table, there was a smile on his face.

  “What’s up?” Carella asked.

  “Oh, nothing much. Claire’s father left for New Jersey this morning, that’s all. Won’t be back until Monday.”

  “Which gives you an empty apartment for the weekend, huh?” Carella said.

  “Well, I wasn’t thinking of anything like that,” Kling said.

  “No, of course not.”

  “But it might be nice,” Kling admitted.

  “When are you going to marry that girl?”

  “She wants to get her master’s degree before we get married.”

  “Why?”

  “How do I know? She’s insecure.” Kling shrugged. “She’s psychotic. How do I know?”

  “What does she want after the master’s? A doctorate?”

  “Maybe.” Kling shrugged. “Listen, I ask her to marry me every time I see her. She wants the master’s. So what can I do? I’m in love with her. Can I tell her to go to hell?”

  “I suppose not.”

  “We
ll, I can’t.” Kling paused. “I mean, what the hell, Steve, if a girl wants an education, it’s not my right to say no, is it?”

  “I guess not.”

  “Well, would you have said no to Teddy?”

  “I don’t think so.”

  “Well, there you are.”

  “Sure.”

  “I mean, what the hell else can I do, Steve? I either wait for her, or I decide not to marry her, right?”

  “Right,” Carella said.

  “And since I want to marry her, I have no choice. I wait.” He paused thoughtfully. “Jesus, I hope she isn’t one of those perennial schoolgirl types.” He paused again. “Well, there’s nothing I can do about it. I’ll just have to wait, that’s all.”

  “That sounds like sound deduction.”

  “Sure. The only thing is…well, to be absolutely truthful with you, Steve, I’m afraid she’ll get pregnant or something, and then we’ll have to get married, do you know what I mean? And that’ll be different than if we just got married because we felt like it. I mean, even though we love each other and all, it’d be different. Oh, Jesus, I don’t know what to do.”

  “Just be careful, that’s all,” Carella said.

  “Oh, I am. I mean, we are, we are. You want to know something, Steve?”

  “What?”

  “I wish I could keep my hands off her. You know, I wish we didn’t have to…well, you know, my landlady looks at me cockeyed every time I bring Claire upstairs. And then I have to rush her home because her father is the strictest guy who ever walked the earth. I’m surprised he’s leaving her alone this weekend. But what I mean is…well, damnit, what the hell does she need that master’s for, Steve? I mean, I wish I could leave her alone until we were married, but I just can’t. I mean, all I have to do is be with her, and my mouth goes dry. Is it that way with…well, never mind, I didn’t mean to get personal.”

  “It’s that way,” Carella said.

  “Yeah,” Kling said, and he nodded. He seemed lost in thought for a moment. Then he said, “I’ve got tomorrow off, but not Sunday. Do you think somebody would want to switch with me? Like for a Tuesday or something? I hate to break up the weekend.”

  “Where’d you plan to spend the weekend?” Carella asked.

  “Well, you know…”

  “All weekend?” Carella said, surprised.

  “Well, you know…”

  “Starting tonight?” he asked, astonished.

  “Well, you know…”

  “I’d give you my Sunday, but I’m afraid…”

  “Will you?” Kling said, leaning forward.

  “…you’ll be a wreck on Monday morning.” Carella paused. “All weekend?” he asked again.

  “Well, it isn’t often the old man goes away. You know.”

  “Flaming Youth, where have you gone?” Carella said, shaking his head. “Sure, you can have my Sunday if the Skipper says okay.”

  “Thanks, Steve.”

  “Or did Teddy have something planned?” Carella asked himself.

  “Now don’t change your mind,” Kling said anxiously.

  “Okay, okay.” He tapped the Missing Persons report with his forefinger. “What do you think?”

  “He looks good, I would say. He’s big enough, anyway. Sixfour and weighs two-ten. That’s no midget, Steve.”

  “And that hand belonged to a big man.” Carella finished his coffee and said, “Come on, Lover Man, let’s go see Mrs. Androvich.”

  As they rose, Kling said, “It’s not that I’m a great lover or anything, Steve. It’s just…well…”

  “What?”

  Kling grinned. “I like it,” he said.

  Margaret Androvich was a nineteen-year-old blonde who, in the hands of our more skillful novelists, would have been described as willowy. That is to say, she was skinny. The diminutive “Meg” did not exactly apply to her because she was five feet seven and a half inches tall with all the cuddly softness of a steel cable. In the current fashion of naming particularly svelte women with particularly ugly names, “Maggie” would have been more appropriate than the “Meg” that Karl Androvich wore tattooed in a heart on his left arm. But Meg she was, all five feet seven and a half inches of her, and she greeted the detectives at the door with calm and assurance, ushered them into her living room, and asked them to sit.

  They sat.

  She was indeed skinny with that angular sort of femininity that is usually attributed to fashion models. She was not, at the moment, attired for the pages of Vogue Magazine. She was wearing a faded pink quilted robe and furry pink slippers, which somehow seemed out of place on a girl so tall. Her face was as angular as her body, with high cheekbones and a mouth that looked pouting even without the benefit of lipstick. Her eyes were blue and large, dominating the narrow face. She spoke with a mild, barely discernible Southern accent. She carried about her the air of a person who knows she is about to be struck in the face with a closed fist but who bears the eventuality with calm expectation.

  “Is this about Karl?” she asked gently.

  “Yes, Mrs. Androvich,” Carella answered.

  “Have you heard anything? Is he all right?”

  “No, nothing definite,” Carella said.

  “But something?”

  “No, no. We just wanted to find out a little more about him, that’s all.”

  “I see.” She nodded vaguely. “Then you haven’t heard anything about him.”

  “No, not really.”

  “I see.” Again she nodded.

  “Can you tell us what happened on the morning he left here?”

  “Yes,” she said. “He just left, that was all. There was nothing different between this time and all the other times he left to catch his ship. It was just the same. Only this time he didn’t catch the ship.” She shrugged. “And I haven’t heard from him since.” She shrugged again. “It’s been almost a month now.”

  “How long have you been married, Mrs. Androvich?”

  “To Karl? Six months.”

  “Had you been married before? I mean, is Karl your second husband?”

  “No. He’s my first husband. Only husband I ever had.”

  “Where did you meet him, Mrs. Androvich?”

  “Atlanta.”

  “Six months ago?”

  “Seven months ago, really.”

  “And you got married?”

  “Yes.”

  “And you came to this city?”

  “Yes.”

  “Where is your husband from originally?”

  “Here. This city.” She paused. “Do you like it here?”

  “The city, do you mean?”

  “Yes. Do you like it?”

  “Well, I was born and raised here,” Carella said. “Yes, I guess I like it.”

  “I don’t,” Meg said flatly.

  “Well, that’s what makes horse races, Mrs. Androvich,” Carella said, and he tried a smile and then pulled it back quickly when he saw her face.

  “Yes, that’s what makes horse races, all right,” she said. “I tried to tell Karl that I didn’t like it here, that I wanted to go back to Atlanta. But he was born and raised here, too.” She shrugged. “I guess it’s different if you know the place. And with him gone so often, I’m alone a lot, and the streets confuse me. I mean, Atlanta isn’t exactly a onehorse town, but it’s small compared to here. I can never figure out how to get any place here. I’m always getting lost. I wander three blocks from the apartment, and I get lost. Would you like some coffee?”

  “Well…”

  “Have some coffee,” Meg said. “You’re not going to rush right off, are you? You all are the first two people I’ve had here in a long time.”

  “I think we can stay for some coffee,” Carella said.

  “It won’t take but a minute. Would you excuse me, please?”

  She went into the kitchen. Kling rose from where he was sitting and walked to the television set. A framed photograph of a man rested atop the receiver. He was studying
the photo when Meg came back into the room.

  “That’s Karl,” she said. “That’s a nice picture. That’s the one I sent to the Missing Persons Bureau.” She paused. “They asked me for a picture, you know.” She paused again. “Coffee won’t take but a minute. I’m warming some rolls, too. You men must be half-froze, wandering about in that cold rain.”

  “That’s very nice of you, Mrs. Androvich.”

  She smiled fleetingly. “Working man needs sustenance,” she said, and the smile vanished.

  “Mrs. Androvich, about that morning he left—”

  “Yes. It was Valentine’s Day.” She paused. “There was a big box of candy on the kitchen table when I woke up. And flowers came later. While we were having breakfast.”

  “From Karl?”

  “Yes. Yes, from Karl.”

  “While you were having breakfast?”

  “Yes.”

  “But…didn’t he leave the house at six-thirty?”

  “Yes.”

  “And flowers arrived before he left?”

  “Yes.”

  “That’s pretty early, isn’t it?”

  “I guess he made some sort of arrangement with the florist,” Meg said. “To have them delivered so early.” She paused. “They were roses. Two dozen red roses.”

  “I see,” Carella said.

  “Anything out of the ordinary happen during breakfast?” Kling asked.

  “No. No, he was in a very cheerful frame of mind.”

  “But he wasn’t always in a cheerful frame of mind, is that also right? You told someone earlier that he was very hot-tempered.”

  “Yes. I told that to Detective Fredericks. At the Missing Persons Bureau. Do you know him?”

  “No, not personally.”

  “He’s a very nice man.”

  “And you told Detective Fredericks that your husband stammers, is that right? And he has a slight tic in the right eye, is that correct?”

  “The left eye.”

  “Yes, the left eye.”

  “That’s correct.”

  “Is he a nervous person, would you say?”

  “He’s pretty tense, yes.”

  “Was he tense on that morning?”

  “The morning he left, do you mean?”